![]() ![]() Super 70s Sports, on Twitter: “It’s going to be interesting explaining to someone why Pete Rose isn’t in the Hall of Fame when we inevitably end up at the 2040 DraftKings Hall of Fame Induction Weekend Presented by FanDuel.”.Comedy writer Brad Dickson of Omaha: “Am I the only person in this miserable nation who doesn't care that Taylor Swift was at the Kansas City Chiefs game and that she has been romantically linked to Andy Reid?”.Headline on, in the midst of the Taylor Swift-Travis Kielce relationship noise: “ Taylor Swift visits friend at work.”. ![]() NBA all-star and renowned bad golfer, Charles Barkley, telling a friend he liked his Nike clubs: “Yeah, one of the other big companies is paying me a lot of money not to use theirs.”.Comedy writer Gary Bachman, who noted that the Jets’ injured quarterback has hosted televised game shows in the past: “ Aaron Rodgers’ future may be in Jeopardy.”.Richard Deitsch of The Athletic, obviously not a fan of Urban Meyer, former football coach and a member of the Fox Big Noon Kickoff panel: “As for Urban Meyer, well, if Meyer told me it was sunny, I would start looking for snow tires.”.Headline at : “FanDuel Promo Offers Complimentary $100 Bet To First-Time Gambling Addiction Hotline Callers”.And from the website : “Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.Steve Simmons of SunMedia again, on the Braves’ Ronald Acuna, with 60-plus stolen bases, getting married on the day of a game in Los Angeles: “Apparently, no one has ever walked down the aisle faster.”.It definitely smells like Snoop Dogg’s living room.” German tennis pro Alexander Zverev on the scent of marijuana at the U.S.RJ Currie again: “The city council in Jerez de la Frontera, Spain, discovered two employees had been collecting roughly two years of pay without working.LIV-bashing English pro golfer Eddie Pepperell, on Twitter, after Harold Varner III said it was easier to win on the PGA Tour than on LIV: “Unlike money, brains aren’t in abundance on LIV.”.Brendan Porath of The Fried Egg on the PGA Tour’s ‘designated’ events now being called ‘signature’ events: “So we’re continuing to work our way through the entire thesaurus to find a word that will suggest that some events are more important than others.”.Headline at, after a Billy Walters’ book detailed excessive gambling habits of Phil Mickelson: “Found out why Lefty wanted that LIV money”.That’ll teach him to square up like he’s Sonny Liston.” Jon Greenberg of The Athletic, on the baseball fight between Cleveland’s Jose Ramirez and Tim Anderson of the White Sox, the latter being a one-punch loser: “(Anderson) should get seven games for starting it and another seven for losing.Another headline : “Deshaun Watson: ‘I’ve Learned From My Mistake Of Using My Own Name At Massage Parlors’.Steve Simmons of SunMedia, on the $360 million six-year contract signed by Jaylen Brown of Boston Celtics: “ Jaylen Brown will be paid more than the Canadian Football League next season.”.Sign displayed by a Mariners’ fan at a Blue Jays’ game in Seattle, aimed at all the Canadian fans in attendance: “Stanley Cup champions since ’94: USA 29, Canada 0”.Not as shocked as the stadium crowd after she cleared the left-field bleachers.” RJ Currie again: “Russian Olympic high-jumper Anna Chicherova said she’s shocked at her most recent failed doping test. ![]()
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